Today Is A Great Day

According to the ancient art of Prophesied Answers, today is a day of great significance. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and your pants are probably clean. You should probably do something with that information.

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As a renowned prophet of questionable renown, I'm here to provide you with the most accurate, yet utterly absurd, predictions for today.

Today's Prophesied Answer: You will probably spill coffee on your shirt within the next 5 minutes. Don't worry, it's not a curse, it's just a statistical probability.

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